sauce.mp3
I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.
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sculley.mp3
Well Agent Sculley, you nearly shorted out the entire building.
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stanford.mp3
Stargate Defender kept me out of Stanford. I'm sorry. No, no no, not sorry. What's the big deal about Stanford. You know, who wants to be in California in the winter? The winter in Wisconsin is the best seven months of the year.
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stanford.mp3
Stargate Defender kept me out of Stanford. I'm sorry. No, no no, not sorry. What's the big deal about Stanford. You know, who wants to be in California in the winter? The winter in Wisconsin is the best seven months of the year.
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throwup.mp3
Yeah, that's right, that is me with a mustache. Yeah, yeah no well, I carry this around with me wherever I can and if I get the urge to make myself over, I just look at this and damn near throw up.
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