one_million.mp3
Man at casino- "I'll give you one million dollars to sleep with your wife" Paul and Jamie- "Great!"
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ostrich.mp3
Allison- "How is the ostrich prepared?" Paul- "They break it to him gently"
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parcel.mp3
(Maggie outside and Jamie inside eating her parcel) Jamie- "Can I help you?" Maggie- "You signed for a parcel" Jamie- "A parcel?" Maggie- "A parcel, yes, a cheesecake from England" Jamie- "We have no parcel" Maggie- "Must I talk with the door?" Jamie- "Yes, there's measels" Maggie- "I shall have my parcel" Jamie- "No you shan't you British freak"
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peanut.mp3
Jamie- "Really don't call me that" Paul- "Why what's wrong with peanut?" Jamie- "Nothing if you have a hat and cane and live on the side of a jar"
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