bhbhey.mp3 (Jed) "Hey,I thought I heard company, howdy there!"
bhdog.mp3 (Jed) "By doggies, that's hittin' low"
bhend.mp3(from theme ending) "Set a spell, take yer shoes off, ya'll come back now, hear"
bhhdog.mp3(Jethro) "Hog Dog!"
bhloser.mp3(Granny) "Remember what William Jennings Brian said, "fight hard but fight clean" (Jethro) "But you
ain't fightin' clean Granny" (Granny) "Course I ain't, William Jennings Brian was a loser!"
bhmind.mp3(Granny) "Well, I could be happier. What ya got on your mind?"
bhpond.mp3(Jethro) "That rascal took all of my firewood and built a dam across the cement pond"
bhtang.mp3(Granny) "You wanna tangle with me?"
bhthis.mp3(Granny) "What have I done to deserve this?"
bhtrash.mp3(Jethro) "Don't reckon you're all dressed up like that for the trash collector"