anvil.mp3
Harry: "I gotta get me an anvil."

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crapfest.mp3
Mary: "Once again something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crapfest!"

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dickseus.mp3
Dick: "Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse, I cannot touch you here or there -- I cannot touch you anywhere!"

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filfillment.mp3
Sally: "So Tommy, can't find fulfillment in a meaningless relationship with a superficial simple minded bimbo?" Tommy: "I know, I'm just as baffled as you are!"
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gorgeous.mp3
Dick: "You're GORGEOUS!"

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jackass.mp3
Harry: "Excuse me." Waiter: "May I help you?" Harry: "Well somebody said there was a giant flaming jackass over here. Waiter: They put it out.
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joint.mp3
Dick: "Ohhh -- a doobie...let's bogart that fat boy."

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nosir.mp3
Harry: "Oh well in that case... no Sir."

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quilt.mp3
Dick: "The bathroom has been stocked with two kinds of toilet paper. I -- and I alone get the quilted kind."

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spanky.mp3
Dick: "I feel so utterly exposed and vulnerable... and not in that fun spanky way."

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