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The Tick
| FILE NAME | DESCRIPTION | SIZE |
| barry.wav | 100K | Barry: "Renounce your name and call me the tick."
Tick: "You are...Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry." |
| be-all.wav | 128K | Tick: "Must be all that I can be." |
| bipolar.wav | 137K | Bipolar Bear: "Looks like a job for Bipolar Bear...but I just can't seem to get out of bed this morning." |
| blt.wav | 255K | Tick: "Lady...you just toasted the best blt joint in the tri-state area...prepare to pick up the tab." |
| bomber.wav | 203K | Mad Bomber: "And so he says to me 'You want to be a bad guy?' and I say 'Yeah baby, I want to be bad.' I said 'Curse those space ponies, I'm making gravy without the lumps." |
| boombaby.wav | 60K | Mad Bomber: "Boom baby boom. I'm the evil midnight bomber who bombs at midnight." |
| bootevil.wav | 67K | Tick: "The boots of evil were made for walking." |
| branride.wav | 230K | Tick: "Man, riding a bran muffin through a giant digestive tract...truly thrilling." |
| carded.wav | 198K | Tick: "You must be the doorman."
Doorman: "Yes, but men call me...Jim. ID's please." Arthur: "Uh, oh, ok." Die Fledermaus: "Uh, wait a sec, I, I may have left it in my other tights." Tick: "Oh, I get it, spelling America with a K are we?" Sewer Urchin: "Oh, we're being carded, definitely being carded." |
| chickens.wav | 157K | Tick: "Arthur...is that you...eyes failing...chicken soup
only chance for survival."
Arthur: "Oh Tick, relax, everybody gets a cold once in awhile." Tick: "Please, the soup." |
| corporat.wav | 48K | Tick: "Brace yourself while corporate America tries to sell us it's wretched things." |
| crazy.wav | 52K | Arthur: "I think I'm going crazy."
Tick: "You're not going crazy Arthur...You're going sane in a crazy world." |
| dairygoo.wav | 46K | Tick: Swallows "Ahhh, dairy goodness." |
| danger.wav | 113K | Tick: "Starting to smell a little like danger in here." |
| daytime.wav | 77K | Tick: "Well, only one thing to do now...wear this super cold down with many hours of daytime television." |
| deposit.wav | 225K | Roommate: "Hey, you guys aren't gonna fight in here are you?"
Thrakorzog: "And why not, I pay half the rent." Roommate: "We'll lose our cleaning deposit if any half gets messed up." Thrakorzog: "Oh, the cleaning deposit, what was I thinking? Of course you're right." Tick: "Now what?" Arthur: "How 'bout the roof?" Tick: "Good call Arthur...There's a place good always fights evil." Thrakorzog: "Well, works for me." |
| destroy.wav | 255K | Interviewer: "Can you create energy based multiples of yourself?"
Tick: "Whoah, nope." Interviewer: "Can you destroy the Earth?" Tick: "Egads, I hope not, that's where I keep all my stuff." |
| dig.wav | 169K | Tick: "Livingrooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?" |
| doyoudig.wav | 30K | Tick: "Do You Dig?" (taken from above) |
| dream.wav | 116K | Tick: "Arthur, I just had the strangest dream. I was taking some math test I hadn't studied for...and then you tried to saw off my head. Weird huh?" |
| elseed.wav | 575K | El Seed: "Soldiers of Corn, lend me your ears."
Tick: "Ooo, that's bad." El Seed: "Already I joke, and I don't even rule the world yet. You are the glorious army of El Seed, that's me. I am in need of a power trip, and you are coming with me." Assistants: "Ok, there ya go, here, take a pen." El Seed: "My assistants, the lovely V-twins will pass out American waiver forms and ball point pens. Please Print Clearly!" Tick: "He's a madman." Assistants: "Hey, what kind of corn soldiers are you?" Arthur: "Uh, uh, we're colonels." Tick: "There ya go." |
| evilfoot.wav | 188K | Tick: "Wherever villianly rears its great big head, whever evil sets its giant ill-smelling foot, you will find the Tick." |
| feet.wav | 172K | Tick: "Man, for a huge buy, your feet are freaky small." |
| finder.wav | 171K | Tick: "Look what came in the mail today...It's the fiend finder tracking device Arthur...I ordered it from the back of Leotard Legends Monthly" |
| fish.wav | 160K | Tick: "There are many mysteries in this universe, big and
small. Like, why do clouds make us laugh? Why do we love puppy
dogs? And why, why do little blue midgets hit me with fish?"
Crowd: "What?" Tick: "See what I mean, mysteries abound." |
| friends.wav | 340K | Tick: "Thank you Mayor Blank. We all enjoyed saving your life. You know, evil comes in many forms, be it a man eating cow or Joseph Stalin, but you can't let the package hide the pudding, evil is just plain bad, you don't cut into it, you've got to smack it in the nose with the rolled up newspaper of goodness...Bad dog, bad dog...and you don't do it for money, no, you do it for love. You know, I learned something this past week, on justice and on friendship, there is no price, but there are established credit limits." |
| goober.wav | 242K | Tick: "Oh great, that's your big question, that's your big truth...you goober." |
| greatapt.wav | 153K | Thrakorzog: "Quite frankly, that's why I was so glad to find this great apartment. You'd be surprised how hard it is to get a place in the city. Nevermind that most folks are hesitant to rent to a slime based organism, much less one with intentions of taking over the world." |
| hang10.wav | 34K | Tick: "Let's hang ten for justice." |
| idea.wav | 37K | Tick: "Ok idea man, what's the big idea." |
| intrview.wav | 448K | Interviewer: "Once again we are here with prominent super
heroes The Tick and Arthur."
Tick: "Good morning America." Arthur: "Hi." Interviewer: "Now Tick, many questions about you remain unanswered." Tick: "Hmmm, I am a man of mystery." Interviewer: "Yes, well, can you tell me, what do you do?" Tick: "Eh?" Interviewer: "I mean, what are your superhuman powers? Can you see through steel?" Tick: "Uh" Interviewer: "You know, with X-rays, can you bend iron bars with your mind?" Tick: "Well, I uh, No." Interviewer: "Can you create energy based multiples of yourself?" Tick: "Whoah, nope." Interviewer: "Can you make diamonds out of coal?" Tick: "No." Interviewer: "Shoot heat beams out of your eyes." Tick: "No." Interviewer: "Breathe atomic fire?" Tick: "No!" Interviewer: "Hmm, well then, can you destroy the Earth?" Tick: "Egads, I hope not, that's where I keep all my stuff." Interviewer: "Yes, of course it is. Uh, tell me, do you have a girlfriend?" Tick: "I am mighty! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon, as warm as bathwater. We're superheroes man, we don't have time to be charming. The boots of evil were made for walking. We're watching the big picture friend, we know the score, we are a public service, not glamour boys." Arthur: "Yeah." Tick: "Not captains of industry, not makers of things. Keep your vulgar moneys, we are a justice sandwhich, no toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?" Arthur: "Um, I can fly." |
| jerk.wav | 76K | Barry: "Where's the jerk who calls himself the tick?"
Tick: "I am that jerk, who wants to know?" |
| knockoff.wav | 167K | Tick: "Villians, I say to you now, knock off all that evil." |
| mucus.wav | 56K | Tick: "Ewww, mucus...the scourge of mankind." |
| myname.wav | 91K | Tick: "Got to get it together...can't lose my name...it's on all my stationary." |
| name.wav | 157K | Tick: "Ahh, what's in a name anyway? If I were called Bob or Jack or Vinny or a piece of fruit, would I be any less a hero? And if Barry were called Rupert, Max, or Rainbow, would he be any less a jerk? I don't think so...because a name is a rose, and it only smells as sweet as you are." |
| oldevil.wav | 222K | Old Villian: "When I was your age kid, we didn't have all this hi tech hocus pocus. See if you were really evil, you'd just walk up to a guy and smack him in the head." |
| poodle.wav | 134K | Die Fledermaus: "Hey sweetheart, what you got in that poodle gun, anything for me?" |
| privacy.wav | 133K | Arthur: "Are you aware that you're roommate is a hideous
monster from another dimension with evil plans for world domination?"
Roommate: "Listen, a good roommate relationship is based on a respect for privacy." |
| putyoudn.wav | 203K | Tick: "Alright Laughing boy, I'm gonna have to put you down before you do some real damage." |
| ridehome.wav | 32K | Sewer Urchin: "Don't hurt him, he's definitely our ride home." |
| rousted.wav | 166K | Tick: "Well evil has been rousted and the babysitter's been paid...come heroes, our work here is done." |
| science.wav | 635K | Tick: "Well, once again my friend, we find that science is a two headed beast...One head is nice, it gives us aspirin and other modern conviences. But the other head of science is bad. Oh beware the other head of science Arthur...it bites! And it can really ruin a good day off." |
| scratchy.wav | 215K | Tick: "You don't fight destiny, no sir, and you don't eat crackers in the bed of your future, or you get all...schratchy." |
| soup.wav | 77K | Tick: "Arthur, resistance wearing down...must have more soup." |
| spoon.wav | 211K | Tick: "We must choose battle cries, ya know, the cries we
always emit just before leaping into battle."
Arthur: "You mean like 'not in the face, not in the face'." Tick: "Hmmm, lacks force chum, no more like, like uh <musical interlude> spoon!" Arthur: "Mmmm, I don't get it." |
| surrende.wav | 106K | Thrakorzog: "Surrender Tick, you're hopelessy outclassed."
Tick: "I don't know the meaning of the word surrender...uh, I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb, just not in this context." |
| susan.wav | 321K | Tick: "I've had enough chasing, it's your turn now Thorasbog."
Thrakorzog: "Thrakorzog! Thrakorzog! With a "k". Boy, are you ever rude." Thrakorzog's tongue: "Eat your brains!" Tick: "No brains today, we're only serving humble pie Whatchamazog." Thrakorzog: "Listen buddy, for the last time it's --" Tick: "Thorazinabug" Thrakorzog: "Thrakorzog!" Tick: "Ah, Laxitivelog" Thrakorzog: "No, no, no." Tick: "Laplandizog" Thrakorzog: "No!" Tick: "Fouryaksandadog." Thrakorzog: "Thrak --" Tick: "Sapsukafrog" Thrakorzog: "No, no, no!" Tick "Susan." Thrakorzog: "Now you're doing it on purpose. How juvenile." |
| swift.wav | 60K | Tick: "Prepare for swift justice." |
| theme.wav | 1302K | The whole theme song |
| tick.wav | 31K | Tick: "It is I, The Tick." |
| weasels.wav | 20K | Tick: "Don't count your weasels before they pop, Dink." |
| wehave.wav | 113K | Tick: "Hey, we've got those on Earth. We knock 'em
into little pockets with sticks."
What-what: "Really, you guys are tough." Tick: "Uh-huh...and we got higher numbers too." |