stalkers.mp3 Maggie Hoffman (Amy Poehler): Okay, now remember they're all potential stalkers. Most want an autograph handshake, but some them want an autograph handshake then they want to take you home, tie you up saw your feet off.
takealap.mp3 Mr. Woodcock (Billy Bob Thorton): Take lap.
takedown.mp3 Mr. Woodcock: That is called takedown, Farley.
thehunter.mp3 Mr. Woodcock: Don't be sore loser. John Farley: I'm telling you, gun was messed up. Mr. Woodcock: It's never gun, Farley, it's always hunter.
thinkimfunny.mp3 Mr. Woodcock's Dad: You think I'm funny, boy?
watersports.mp3 Mr. Woodcock's Dad: I'm going to teach class now. Do you want to go to pool? Mr. Woodcock: Water sports is for girls sodomites! Mr. Woodcock's Dad: Okay, I'll see you later, Dad.
wrestleme.mp3 Mr. Woodcock's Dad: You want to wrestle me? John Farley: Uh, no, thank you. Mr. Woodcock's Dad: Come on, wrestle an old man! Mr. Woodcock: Dad-- John Farley: Come on, cream puff! legs are as useless as your little pecker, but come on! vv
yourelate.mp3 Mr. Woodcock's Dad (Bill Macy): You're late, you fairy! Mr. Woodcock: How you doing, Dad?
