radar.mp3
Radar Trooper: I'm having troubles with the radar, sir. Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it? Radar Trooper: I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps. Dark Helmet: The what? Radar Trooper: You know -- the bleeps .... the sweeps... and the creeps.... Dark Helmet: That's not all he's lost.
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ring.mp3
Dark Helmet: Put her there. ----- The ring! I can't believe you fell for the oldest trick in the book! What a goof! What's with you, man -- come on!
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soon.mp3
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sanders: Now. you're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sanders: We passed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sanders: Just now. We're at now, now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sanders: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sanders: Now? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sanders: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sanders: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sanders: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sanders: Soon.
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suckblow.mp3
It's mega-maid. She's gone from suck to blow!
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twisted.mp3
Dark Helmet: Sh**! I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!
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