dolls3.mp3
Dark Helmet playing with his dolls. Dark Helmet (as Vespa): Oh -- leave me alone! Dark Helmet: No, kiss me! Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no - no - yes - no - yes - no. Oh. You're helmet is so big!
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druish.mp3
Vespa: I am princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, king of the Druids! Lonestar: Oh -- that's all we need. A Druish princess! Barf: Funny, she doesn't look druish.
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findsh.mp3
Dark Helmet: Found anything yet? Men: We ain't found s***!
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fooldu.mp3
Dark Helmet: Fooled You!
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gooddumb.mp3
Dark Helmet: Now you see -- evil will always triumph -- because good is dumb.
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great_helmet.mp3
Dark Helmet saying: I bet she gives great helmet.
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helmut_asmine.mp3
Dark Helmut: "You have the ring, and i see your schwarz is as big as mine"
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notthat.mp3
Trooper: No - no, not that! Dark Helmet: Yes, that.
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overhlmt.mp3
Dark Helmet: I'll call Spaceball City, and notify the President immediately. Trooper: I already called him, sir. He knows everything. Dark Helmet: What? You went over my helmet? Trooper: Not exactly over, sir. More to the side...
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