2bestfr.mp3Dark Helmet: Say goodbye to your two best friends -- and I don't mean your friends in the Winnebago! [ Contrib. by ]
5minute.mp3 Colonel Sanders: Are you alright, sir? Dark Helmet: Fine. How have you been? Colonel Sanders: Fine, sir Dark Helmet: Good. Colonel Sanders: It's a good thing you were wearing that helmet! Dark Helmet: Ya. Colonel Sanders: What should we do now, sir? Dark Helmet: Well, are we stopped? Colonel Sanders: We're stopped, sir. Dark Helmet: Good. Well, why don't we take a 5 minute break? Colonel Sanders: Very good, sir. Dark Helmet: Smoke if ya got 'em. [ Contrib. by ]
apes.mp3Ape 1: Dear me. What are those things coming out of her nose? Ape 2: Spaceball? Ape 1: Oh s***. There goes the planet. [ Contrib. by ]
asbigas.mp3Dark Helmet: You have the ring. And I see your schwartz is as big as mine. [ Contrib. by ]
bad_year_blimp.mp3 "It the bad year blimp" [ Contrib. by ]
blockhd.mp3Dark Helmet: How many a****les we got on this ship, anyhow? I knew it -- I'm surrounded by as***les! Keep firing as***les! [ Contrib. by ]
buckle.mp3Colonel Sanders: Sir. You'd better buckle up! Dark Helmet: Ah -- buckle this! [ Contrib. by ]
chicken.mp3Dark Helmet: What's a matter Colonel Sanders, CHICKEN?!? [ Contrib. by ]
dolls1.mp3Dark Helmet playing with his dolls. Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you -- the way I want to. Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, please. Leave me alone! Dark Helmet: No, you are mine! Dark Helmet (as Lonestar): Not so fast, Helmet! Dark Helmet: Lonestar! Dark Helmet (as Lonestar): Yes, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hi honey. [ Contrib. by ]
dolls2.mp3Dark Helmet still playing with his dolls. Dark Helmet: Princess Vespa, at last. We are alone. Dark Helmet (as Vespa): No - no, I hate you - I hate you - I hate you -- leave me alone! Yet, I find you strangely attractive. Dark Helmet: Of course you do. Druish princess are often attracted to money and power -- and I have both -- and you know it. [ Contrib. by ]
