igothim.mp3
Rail Worker: I got him! I got him, guys! I got him. (Larry flicks him his shoulder like bug)
   

inorout.mp3
Cecil: Larry, do 'em order, do 'em all do 'em quick. most important thing all to remember: Don't let anything out.
Larry: Out?
Cecil: Good luck, son.
Larry: Night, Gus.
Gus: Young buck, crackin' wise.
   

instructions.mp3
Cecil: instruction manual.
Gus: Instructions. You start with one, two, three--
Larry: Four?
Gus: Are you crackin' wise? I ought to punch you nose, hopscotch.
   

likeawierdy.mp3
Gus: He looks like wierdy.
   

lunchbox.mp3
Gus: Now listen, lunch box, don't try anything funny. I once went nine rounds with John L. Sullivan.
Reginald (Bill Cobbs): You never fought John L. Sullivan you life.
   

mondaymondaymonday.mp3
Larry: Monday! Monday! Monday! Monster truck rally!
   

museummeans.mp3
Dr. McPhee: I cannot tolerate this type chaos. I mean, this is museum, not a-- (stammers) Do you know what 'museum' means? It-- It does not mean, 'Ooh, Daddy, it's big tyrannosaurus thing! Can I touch it's leg' No! It-- Work it out, please.
Rebecca: Will do, sir.
Dr. McPhee: Thank you.
   

peeonthem.mp3
Larry: (The monkey pees him) Ew! Oh! Yuck! Bad monkey! Stop that! Ew! That's not right! Are you done? Huh? (The monkey continues peeing) Do you have an issue with me, huh? Do you have an issue with me? Because if I- if I have problem with somebody, I don't pee them. Okay? Alright?
   

resume.mp3
Debbie (Anne Meara): Mr. Daley, I can honestly say 43 years at this agency I've never seen resume quite like yours.
Larry Daley (Ben Stiller): Ah, alright!
Debbie: That wasn't compliment.

   

riffraff.mp3
Dr. McPhee (Ricky Gervais): (Clapping at children scolding manner) Please don't touch exhibits! I mean-- Riffraff.