ifhepoops.mp3
Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: Humans are disgusting.
Manfred: Ok you, check for poop.
Sid: Hey' why am I poop checker?
Manfred: Because, returning runt was your idea. Because, you're small insignificant. because, I'll pummel you if you don't!
Sid: Why else?
Manfred: Now Sid!
   

impaleme.mp3
Sid (John Leguizmo): Don't let them impale me please, I want to live!
   

keepup.mp3
Sid: Come on, keep up with me.
Manfred: I would if you were moving!
   

lordoftheflame.mp3
Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as Sid Lord Flame.
Manfred: Hey Lord Flame, your tail's fire.
   

mammoth.mp3
Zeke (Jack Black): (Laughing) I can,t wait to get claws that mammoth!
   

mealiar.mp3
Sid: Oh yeah, nice try bucktooth!
Diego (Denis Leary): You calling me liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
   

movesloth.mp3
Manfred: Sid, tiger found short cut.
Sid: No thanks, I choose life.
Diego: Then, I suggest you take short cut.
Sid: Are you threatening me?
Diego: MOve Sloth!
   

mumbles.mp3
Sid: Manny, Manny, Manny, you okay? Come on, come on, say something, anything!
Manfred: (Mumbles something.)
Sid: What? What? I can't hear you.
Manfred: You're standing trunk.
Sid: Oh.
Manfred: (Gasps for air.)
   

pickmeup.mp3
Manfred: Well, welcome back partner. Want lift?
Diego: No thanks, I'v got to save whatever dignity I'v got left.
Sid: You're hanging out with us now. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. But, I'll take that lift.
Manfred: Yeah, climb aboard.
Sid: Pick me up buddy. Yee-ha! Mush! not mush, either way.
   

poofy.mp3
Sid: I mean it's hard to get fat vegan diet.
Manfred: I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look poofy.
Sid: All right, you have fat hair. But, when you're ready to talk, I'm here.