blunttheknives.mp3 Dwarves Singing:
Blunt knives bend forks!
Smash bottles burn corks!
Chip glasses crack plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates
Cut cloth tread fat!
Leave bones bedroom mat!
Pour milk pantry floor!
Splash wine every door!
Dump crocks boiling bowl!
Pound them up with thumping pole!
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down hall to roll!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
dwarves.mp3 Gandalf:Save me from stubbornness Dwarves!
excuseme.mp3 Bilbo Baggins:Excuse me! That is doily, not dish cloth!
Bofur:But it's full holes.
Bilbo Baggins:It's supposed to look like that. It's crochet.
Bofur:Oh wonderful game it is too. If you've got balls for it.
fryingpan.mp3 Thorin:Out frying pan.
Gandalf:And into fire.
gollum_welike.mp3 Gollum:Oh! We like goblinses, batses, fishes, but we hasn't tried hobbitses before!
goodmorning.mp3 Bilbo Baggins:Good morning.
Gandalf:What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me good morning, do you mean that it is good morning whether I want it not. perhaps you mean to say that you feel good this particular morning. are you simply stating that it is morning to be good on?
Bilbo Baggins:All them at once, I suppose.
greatdeeds.mp3 Balin:I wouldn't bother, laddie. Swords are named for great deeds they do war.
Bilbo Baggins:What are you saying, sword hasn't seen battle?
Balin:Not actually sure it is sword. More letter opener, really.
greenfood.mp3 Ori:I don't like green food.
home.mp3 Bilbo Baggins:I know you doubt me I know you always have. you're right, I often think Bag End. I miss books armchair garden. You see, that's where I belong. That's home. that's why I came back, because you don't have one. home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can.
insult.mp3 Elrond:*Speaking Elvish*
Gloin:What is he saying?! Does he offer us insult?!
Gandalf:No Master Gloin. He's offering you food.
Gloin:Ah well. that case, lead on.