gotjews.mp3
Melvin: I've got Jews at my table!
Carol: It's not your table...it's the place's table. Behave!
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hmo.mp3
Carol: Fu**ing HMO's...Bastard pieces of sh**!!
Carol's Mom: Carolyn!
Carol: I'm sorry.
Doctor: It's okay. Actually, I think that's their technical name.
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housdres.mp3
Melvin: They make me buy a new outfit, and they let you in in a housedress. I don't get it.
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ignores.mp3
Melvin: Clippety-clop, clippety-clop, ignores me!
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likeme.mp3
Melvin: (To the dog) Don't be like me! Don't you be like me! You stay just the way you are, cuz you're a perfect man, and I'm gonna take you home and get you somethin' to eat!
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lovedog.mp3
Melvin: Hope you find him...love that dog.
Simon: You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.
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luckiest.mp3
Simon: I love you.
Melvin: I tell you buddy...I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me.
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musttry.mp3
Carol: Must try other people's clean silverware as part of fun of dining out.
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nancing.mp3
Melvin: Do you like to be interrupted when you're nancing around in your little garden?
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neighbor.mp3
Melvin: What I know is, is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat crap who or where you shove your show. Are we done being neighbors now?
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