sexonice.mp3
Jim Lampley: Surfing tsunami swagger right now.
Scott Hamilton: Well, you know, he is sex ice.
   

skatingagain.mp3
Hector: You gotta start skating again, Jimmy.
Jimmy: What?
Hector: It's embarrassing stalking has-been, you know what I mean?

   

smelllikaawinner.mp3
Hector: Oh! You smell like winner!
   

smelllikeurine.mp3
Manager Grublets Ice: You smell like urine.
Chazz: lot?
   

tacomeat.mp3
Jimmy: Gosh, I'm getting sick. You smell like aftershave taco meat.
Chazz: Yes, I do.
   

youdrunk.mp3
Manager Grublets Ice: You drunk?
Chazz: No. But this ought to do it.
   

youguysareateam.mp3
Coach: Alright, this is gonna stop right now. From here out, you guys are team. Do you understand? You're going to eat together, sleep together. You are going to pee together. You're gonna file joint income tax return. Practice starts now. End discussion.
   

yourroutine.mp3
Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell): Hey, MacElroy. Was that your routine? performance Cirque du So-lame? Besides, you're too late. They already handed out girls medals this morning.
Jimmy MacElroy(Jon Heder): Shut up, Michaels. That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with Oslo.
Chazz: Hey, I was quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston, that victory was as sweet as cream pie for which town was named.