looksogood.mp3
Hector: You look great, Jimmy. You look amazing. Your hair rocks.
Jimmy: Thanks.
Hector: You look so good. Oh, gosh. Do you look at yourself? I totally wanna cut your skin wear it to birthday. It's coming up.

   

mindbottling.mp3
Chazz: Mind bottling, isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say 'mind bottling?'
Chazz: Yeah, mind bottling. You know, when things are so crazy, it gets your thoughts all trapped, like bottle.
   

myblood.mp3
Hector (Nick Swardson): Jimmy! I sent you cup blood! Did you get blood? Jimmy!

   

mydreams.mp3
Jimmy: Michaels.
Chazz: MacElroy.
Jimmy: I see you got fat.
Chazz: I see you still look like 15-year-old girl but not hot.
Jimmy: You crushed dreams.
Chazz: Dreams? Bleep, I haven't had one those years.
Jimmy: Zip it, Chazz. Zip it I will punch you your crap lousy face.
Chazz: Hey, this ends tonight.
Jimmy: It's daynitime, you douche.

   

nightvision.mp3
Chazz: Bunk beds?
Jimmy: I don't share rooms.
Chazz: I don't share bleep. night is very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's dark for everyone, moron.
Chazz: Not for Alaskans dudes with night vision goggles.

   

officialhere.mp3
Chazz: You an official here? 'Cause you have officially given me boner.
   

onmybackthere.mp3
Chazz: As for friends family, Chazz Michael Michaels walks alone. That's why they call me Lone Wolf, back there.

   

rememberoslo.mp3
Jimmy MacElroy(Jon Heder): That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with Oslo.
Chazz: Hey, I was quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.

   

restrainingorder.mp3
Jimmy: What are you doing here? You know I have restraining order against you.
Hector: Oh that thing.