armdark.zipEntire Listing [ Contrib. by ]
boomstik.mp3Ash: "This...is my boomstick! It's a 12 guage double barrelled Remington, S-mart's top of the line...you can find this in the sporting goods department...that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair trigger." [ Contrib. by ]
dark1.mp3Ash: "My name is Ash...and I am a slave." [ Contrib. by ]
dark10.mp3Bad Ash: "Little Goodie Two Shoes." Sounds of fighting Good Ash: "Good...Bad...I'm the guy with the gun." [ Contrib. by ]
dark11.mp3Ash: "Klaatu...Verata...(coughing)Niktu." Ash: "Ok then...that's it." [ Contrib. by ]
dark12.mp3Girl: "You found me beautiful once." Ash: "Honey...you got real ugly." [ Contrib. by ]
dark2.mp3Ash: "Well, hello Mr. Fancy-pants." [ Contrib. by ]
dark3.mp3Ash: "I got news for you pal...you ain't leading but two things right now...jack and s***...and jack left town." [ Contrib. by ]
dark4.mp3Ash: "Alright...who wants some?" [ Contrib. by ]
dark5.mp3Ash: "Now I swear...the next one of you primates even touches me...AAHHH." [ Contrib. by ]