9dollarbeernight.mp3 Andy: Wow, this is, uh, pretty crowded. David: Yeah, well, you know, it's $9 beer night.
BLEEPyouup.mp3 Andy: You know, I may not have had sex, but I could bleep you up. Yeah.
brooklyn.mp3 Jay: Dude, I will hang your old ass by your turban. Mooj: Oh, turban now? Do you see any bleeping turban here? Do I talk like turban guy? Do I say, 'Hey, Jay, do you want Slurpee? You want Slurpee?' bleep you, okay? I was born Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? accent is bleeping Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?!
dirtyword.mp3 Andy: Yeah, well, virgin's not dirty word. You know what's dirty word, is bleephole that's what you guys are.
eggsaladsandwich.mp3 Andy: God, Friday, when I went home, I really wanted an egg-salad sandwich. I was just obsessing about it I was like: 'Man, I'm gonna make one those.' So-so, Saturday I went out got, like, dozen eggs I boiled them all then I just I-I spent, I don't know, probably three hours... like three half hours making you know, mayonnaise onions paprika and, you know, all accoutrement. then by time I was done I just really didn't feel like eating it. Cal: I can imagine. Andy: I didn't have any bread. So, you know, it was pretty good. It was pretty good weekend. Cal: Sounds pretty awesome. Andy: Yeah, it was-- it was fine. Cal: Sounds really fun. Cool! Andy: Cool. Cal: Cool, cool.
getonthat.mp3 Mooj: Don't let him bother you. It's okay not to have sex. Not everybody is pussy magnet. You are... what are you? 25? Andy: I'm 40. Mooj: Holy bleep, man. You've got to get that.
hearthatBLEEP.mp3 David: Our souls were connected this way, I can't describe it. Time stood still. It was like we were sharing same heart. Jay: Stop, man! Why do you always come kill vibe with those things? 'Sharing same heart,' that's like some Britney Speas bleep, man. This is three grown-ass men, don't nobody want to hear that bleep. Andy: Yeah, man, come on, nobody wants to hear that bleep.
ialwayssay.mp3 Jay: You-you broke up two years ago. You, like, get over it at some point. Cal: Two years, man. Andy: You need to get past that, because, no ass is worth thinkin' that much about... I always say.
igotfriends.mp3 Jay: Dude, are you gay? Andy: No, I'm net gay. I've been with tons women. Cal: I touched guy's balls at Hebrew school once. Jay: Dude, it's not big deal. You like to bleep guys. I'm cool. I got friends that bleep guys... jail.
ilovetitties.mp3 Cal: She had the-- her tits were were unbelievable. Andy: Oh, man, I love titties. So...
